Monday, August 17, 2009

Typical Singaporeans

here i shall post the many practices i see in singapore by locals every day.i'm not sure if foreigners do such stuff in their own countries but oh well...

1)S'poreans like to compare who is worse off.you don see singaporeans saying "eh my phone better than yours sia, got 2.5 megapixel cam and mp3 features." becos singaporeans will say you hao lian(show off).but when a guy says "wah lau my heat rash damn bad..." you'll hear another guy reply, "crazy mine's worse!".or when someone says "wah my results si beh cmi,how to go uni.",someone will reply "no lor,my one lagi worse can!".thing is, we singaporeans always try to see that we are suffering the worst among our peers,for some reason we'll never know...

2)singaporeans only use doors that are being used.i was at the bank today to deposit some cash, and the entrance to the bank consisted of 2 glass doors.i was walking out,with this old lady in front of me, and just so happen a lady was walking in using one door.the bloody old hag simply stood in front of the other door TO WAIT FOR THE LADY TO COME IN SO THAT SHE CAN USE THAT DOOR.i mean,wtf man.haha are singaporeans really that lazy until even opening a door is such a burden?

3)MRT has the worst singaporeans there.when you try to exit the train all those MOFOs will try to push their way in.Stoopid selfish ppl.and when they enter bus or train,they simply LUUUUURV to stand around entrance,as if the middle of train or end of bus got some skunk standing there.seriously,singaporeans should have more CME(civics and moral education) lessons in school.

4)TBC

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