Honest Beauty

There are a lot of those Ah Lians who put a lot of make up to look really nice, but guys will only get a rude awakening when they see what lies beneath. I, for one, prefer girls who look beautiful naturally. Let's see why Ah Lians lose out to normal, average girls:

- Ah Lians are evidence that "beauty is only skin deep"
- When you bring your girl home for the night, you see her face and wonder how you brought home the wrong girl
- Her face = high upkeep. If a robber were to rob her home, either steal her cosmetics or her face. Either way, you just hit jackpot.
- She probably needs to wash her face as little as possible to avoid the need to redo her make up
- No going out on rainy days. Water smears make up.
- When she walks towards you in darkness, you wonder if that is her or a pair of headlights heading towards you
- She wins the crap out of you in a game of "Where's Wally?" with her enhanced vision using contact lens that makes pupils look bigger
- You worry she is a loose cannon, in more ways than one


I know you suffered
But I don't want you to hide
It's cold and loveless
I won't let you be denied


~ Muse - Undisclosed Desires